A couple of days ago, Jessica found one of my collections of Gary Larson's "The Far Side" cartoons and, despite our assurances that she wouldn't get much out of it, spent quite a while looking through it and puzzling over each single-panel cartoon. Here are a couple of bits of wisdom she came up with while looking through the book:
Why would two cows be living in a house?
Those are empires. There really vampires, but empires are the ones who play baseball.
(I couldn't find this one online. Also, I didn't know she knew the word "umpires," in any form.)